BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD WONDER WOMAN. NOW WE WONDER IF IT'S A WOMAN ✦
HOO LEE SHEET ✦
WEARING THIS SHIRT IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY ✦
MY MOM SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING. I CHOSE UNBOTHERED ✦
ADULTING IS A SCAM AND I WANT A REFUND ✦
WE BALL. SOMETIMES WE FALL. BUT WE ALWAYS BALL ✦
EST. NOW-ISH
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THOUGHTS WE HAD
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BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD WONDER WOMAN. NOW WE WONDER IF IT'S A WOMAN.
— EgyGoofy Philosophy
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MY MOM SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING. I CHOSE TO SCROLL.
— EgyGoofy Philosophy
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HOO LEE SHEET. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE MESSAGE.
— EgyGoofy Philosophy
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